She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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