i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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