New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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