You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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