It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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