Quick, to the slutcave!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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