He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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