you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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