White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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