Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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