Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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