I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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