I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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