Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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