Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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