is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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