I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.