Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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