We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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