Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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