people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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