Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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