just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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