your room smells of hookers.
And success
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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