Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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