tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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