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• (925): View more from California

  when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.

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  Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....

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  I seemed to have misplaced my pants...

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.

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