scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.