i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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