you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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