Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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