Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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