You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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