Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Do vagina's smell?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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