all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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