i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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