Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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