Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
