I feel like I'm in dance class right now
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I would ride that face into the sunset
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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