A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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