He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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