We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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