Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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