ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
