Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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