please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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