Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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