There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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