Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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