k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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