Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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