About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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