Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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