ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The power of my boobs compel you
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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